Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Robertson Amused by His Producer's Cocaine Use

Grinning ear to ear and snickering the whole time, Pat Robertson, on yesterday's 700 Club, described how his producer uses a form of cocaine to build up his muscle strength. If you think this is too bizarre even for Robertson, watch the video here.

I have to say that I've known a few coke heads in my time, and to me they all seemed weak, emaciated, paranoid and unable to put in a full day's work--hardly latter day Samsons capable of tearing a lion apart with their bare hands (Judges 14:6). But, then again, maybe I wasn't calculating in the Jesus factor. Maybe God reserves a special providence for those who do cocaine in the name of Jesus.

But wait a minute. Samson was born into the tribe of Dan (Judges 13), from which, according to many on the Christian Right, the Antichrist will come. We do know from the late Jerry Falwell that the Antichrist is definitely a Jew and is alive and walking the earth today.

Stay tuned.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Update: Upon careful review of the episode in question, Robertson was only guilty of using a vague pronoun. The "he" in question refers to Hugo Chavez and not a "700 Club" producer. Huffington Post apologizes for the error.

4:17 AM  

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