Huckabee Equates Gay Marriage with Beastiality but Endorses Flag Pole Anal Sex

Yesterday in South Carolina presidential candidate Mike Huckabee joined fellow fundagelicals former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum and Focus on the Family's James Dobson in expressing his concern that gay marriage will inevitably lead to sex with animals. Many journalists covering the current campaign (and Huckabee himself) keep saying that Huckabee is a new kind of evangelical, interested in a wider variety of issues. Maybe he is. Santorum was concerned only with dogs, and Dobson seemed to care especially about donkeys. Huckabee, however, seems determined to protect all of the animals.

Moreover, Huckabee expanded the definition of acceptable sex by endorsing sticking a flag pole up one's butt. I guess the fundagelical movement really is becoming more inclusive.