Monday, February 12, 2007

Ted Haggard Heterosexual Always and Forever

The news media and the comedians (in the few instances where there's a difference) have misunderstood the announcement by Crystal Methodist Pastor Ted Haggard and his healers that after only three weeks of treatment he is now "completely heterosexual." They take it to mean that Haggard was cured in three weeks. He's not saying he was cured. He's saying that he never was gay. He was just was "acting out." He made a bad choice, because that's what homosexuality is--a bad choice.

In the fundagelical world, there are no gay people. There are only people who choose to behave satanically. That's all. So, all you need to do to go straight is figure out why you chose to act gay.

Is the same true of crystal meth? Do you choose to act hooked on crystal meth because there's no such thing as addiction to crystal meth? Funny how that crystal meth thing has fallen off the radar.


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